Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Number skills...

I read somewhere that we should start inculcating mathematical skills in a child right from when he is 3 months old...
I scorned at the statement then....
But friends...dont be a fool like me..There is an element of truth behind it...the main reason being that they can only listen to you then ...and cannot stump you with out-of-the-blue answers...
A few excerpts for your proof..

Excercise 1
Amma- Achu, what comes after 3?
Achu ( with genuine interest)- 3 na?...( Then goes into deep thought.. or so his mother thinks.. coz he stares into her face .. widening his eyes...without even a blink..)..
A minute or two passes...
Amma- ( patting him in encouragement) Yes Achu.. come on...
Achu- Shut up and let me concentrate...
Another two minutes..
Amma-What exactly are you thinking?...My question was what comes after 3...
Achu- ( fully irritated) This you should have told me before.. See.. now i have to count all over again...
Amma-( Swallowing hard and holding her breath for a second ..)-OK.. Ok...just tell me the number that follows three...
Achu-( with a very serious enquiring expression..) Tum ko kya lag raha hey?...3 ke baad kya ho sakhtha hey?
A thud and a scream follows...


Exercise 2
Amma- What comes after 20
Achu - ( In a flash of a second)-40
Amma- With an unusual patience- No Achu --its 21
Achu- ( in a heavy bhojpuri accent)..Kyon ..40 phir 20 se pehle aatha hey kya?

Exercise 3
Amma-Circle the biggest number-2,6, 8
Achu- 8.. and promptly circles it
Amma- Excellent Achu- Now do this 4,7, 1
Achu-1... and hurriedly circles it.
Amma- How did you conclude that 1 is bigger than 4 and 7
Achu- Log zyada tharah biggest number last mein hii likhthe hein..

Sometimes.. in desperation...i turn to his father for some help..which is totally denied ..with the excuse that the damage has been caused by the 23 chromosomes inherited from the mother( experimentally proven.. and he has sufficient valid data to support the hypothesis)..and so the responsibility of fixing it too lies entirely with the mother....
Well...so be it...

5 comments:

  1. There is selective transfer of mathematical skill in the family gene pool chech. I learned it the hard way in 11th std. You should prep him for that early...

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  2. Exactly..and WE are the living examples!!! But what worries me is that even a wide hybridization couldn't segregate the trait...
    Considering the supernatural math-skills of our parents and siblings..i strongly feel (and truly sense) the occurence of an irreversible mutation!!! Only question is WHO ARE THE MUTANTS? THEM or US?

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  3. coolll blog shrery chechi..enjoyed reading it

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  4. As nikhil loves to say 'thats funny!'. Achu always has some interesting answers.
    I've been meaning to tell you, I like the slideshow you added on the top..he's a total cutie. I especially like the one of him in white shirt standing in front of a brick wall.

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  5. Jyothi dear Thanx...and i will remember ur advice on that office-matter...its true.
    Dear Sarita..
    So nice of you to visit my blog ( dont wince at this extreme formality..i just dont know what else to write)..Love to Nikhil. Will always remember u all in our prayers...

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